Thirtyseven!?!

Espn.com's Bill Simmons is a damn funny writer. Or maybe it's his readers. Either way, a few gems from his weekly Links page. Each topic has its own link to YouTube or other info.

Three words: Nazi sex orgy

Regarding Mount Mommore (the mom version of Mt Rushmore): "Carol Brady came into the Brady equation with three kids at staggered ages and a busted '70s marriage. Coke? Infidelity? You can connect the dots. Toss in that she had that SLAVE Alice living in the laundry room, in a uniform, doing all the actual "mom" work. I'm not buying it. June Cleaver was a great mom. No strings attached. Aside from sophomoric Beaver jokes, she was aces. I vote for June over Carol eight days a week."

Barack Obama bowled a 37 last week. Where's Dante from "Clerks" when we need him? Thirty-seven???? Thirty-seven??????

"Evidently, some kids got ticked at the high school administration for suspending student-athletes after seeing pictures of them drinking out of red plastic cups. Some kid got the idea to throw a root beer kegger, hand out some fliers and see what would happen: You need to know these things."

"Here's a link to an article in our (Penn State) student-run newspaper about PSU basketball player Stanley Pringle. It is the most absurd thing I have ever read. 'Nittany Lion basketball player Stanley Pringle told police he was touching his penis but was not masturbating in the Pattee Library stacks last Thursday.' And that is just the first line, it gets significantly better."